Sabotaged

It is my birthday month so I get a free burger at Red Robin.  I was very good and had them put it in a low carb tortilla and didn't get the fries.  I was feeling so virtuous. Then they brought out the hot fudge sundae and told me happy birthday.  Of course I couldn't insult them by not eating it!  That would just be rude.  At least Stan helped me.